Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you a crew for the night. Filmmaker Geraldine Winters of Jersey City is launching a new business venture to fill what she believes is a growing need: providing ready-made “entourages” for celebrities, or psedo celebs, who need some syncophants to troll about with.
“The idea was a joke at first,” Winters told CLIFFVIEW PILOT, “but I got so much feedback that I thought it may really be a niche that needs filling….I certainly know enough quirky artistic types to jump at the chance for a night out on the town, since most artsy actors are always in need of a few extra dollars.”
You must take at least two crew members at a time so that it’s not a “date” per se. The last thing anyone needs is a bust.
Who picks up the tab is arranged between the participants and the customer requesting the service, Winters said.
She may not have Johnny Drama (yet), but her roster includeS a silicone babe, hot models, a “fashionable gay male designer,” muscle men and “intellectual artsy types.”
“I’m hoping to get some c-level celebrities who may need extra money on my payroll too” said Winters, adding that the response so far has been “hilarious.”
“I’m gathering resumes and looking for unusual, fun or simply gorgeous fashionable types. Look for the ads coming soon to CLIFFVIEWPILOT.COM, Facebook, Myspace and other general ad venues.”
Write to Winters at email@example.com.
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